It All Adds Up

The name is Howl. Just Howl.

ahh what character names mean pls b/c this is cute

  • Carter: Transporter of goods with a cart
  • Donald: World ruler
  • Howl/Eugene: Noble
  • Cody: Cushion
  • Tillie/Mathilda: Strong in war
  • Jackie: God is gracious
  • Ankur: Sprout
  • Eamon: Wealthy defender
  • Seamus: Supplanter

Finally found a bar…

Sorry, but you’re going to want to try another girl in this fucking bar or something. I’m not buying into your shit.

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Why would I waste my time hitting on you?

How old even are you? Sixteen, seventeen? I don’t go after children. 

(Source: just-howl, via killerqueensteel)

Finally found a bar…

I’m not an idiot. I know that no guys are how they show it in movies. There are different types of stuck up assholes, actually. It’s a scale from one to ten. 

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Right now you’re aiming for at least a nine, buddy.

Geez, I must not be doing my job right, I’m sorry.

I’m a solid twelve on a good day. 

(Source: just-howl, via killerqueensteel)

Finally found a bar…

Oh, so you’re one of those guys. I sorta expected it.

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Of course I am. All men are. At least I don’t go around preaching about how you can liken the beauty of a woman to a rose or some shit.

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Finally found a bar…

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And so he chose to come to Tulsa, of all places. Sorry to say it, but this town sucks and there’s barely anything to do, so you’ll be bored as fuck while you’re here.

He’s got an ex-girl here. She’s young and ran away from home with a friend, so he’ll try to snatch her up sooner or later.

This town has a lot of beauties for being so small. 

(Source: just-howl, via killerqueensteel)